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Plumbus

$29.99
Everyone has a plumbus in their home. It's hard to imagine life without one. And we all know how a regular old plumbus is made. You can get 'em by the case at the local big box store. 

That's why at Eternal Geeks we carry only artisan plumbuses. Rest assured that these are not your 6 1/2 brapple black-market plumbuses. We use extra-virgin schleem, never before pressed into the dinglepop, which is organic. And we do not force the dinglepop through the grumbo; it proceeds naturally in its own time. Our fleeb is picked at the peak of perfection for the freshest juice. All our Schlamis are board certified before their first rubbing. We use only locally-sourced chumbles (well, local to Earth, Dimension C-137). Finally, the ploobus and gromble are sustainably harvested and given to a local soup kitchen.

It takes a little extra time, but we think it's worth it. And we think you'll agree.

Product Specifications 
  • Artisan Plumbus
  • What does it do? WHAT DOESN'T IT DO?
  • Materials: Schleem, dinglepop, fleeb juice, spit, and chumbles
  • Dimensions: 13" tall x 6" wide x 7" deep 
  • Weight: 1 lb.
  • Ages 12+

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